< God as my witness, there will be no love lost
God as my witness, there will be no love lost

All I eat is pussy & pizza

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

did-you-kno:

Some college students might joke that they’re majoring in “beer,” but a growing number of universities are offering legitimate degrees in fermentation science and craft-brewing. So if you want, you really can major in beer. Source

This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

– (via asimetricna-vagina)

candaceebrooks:

dntdodrugs:

hedonismsucks:

renealexanderfranco:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

I would eat this i am ashamed

I would eat this i am not ashamed

fuck a stoner brah..this looks good as fuck

greedykid89 t0tes-mcg0tes
Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world – Reyna Biddy  (via missericaleigh)


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