< God as my witness, there will be no love lost
God as my witness, there will be no love lost

All I eat is pussy & pizza


Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”



is she about to get shot in the head jfc


Some college students might joke that they’re majoring in “beer,” but a growing number of universities are offering legitimate degrees in fermentation science and craft-brewing. So if you want, you really can major in beer. Source

This is the chemical formula for love:

dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

– (via asimetricna-vagina)






Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

I would eat this i am ashamed

I would eat this i am not ashamed

fuck a stoner brah..this looks good as fuck

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Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world – Reyna Biddy  (via missericaleigh)

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