When I decide to stay in and study for finals instead of going out

whatshouldwecallbiddies:

At first I’m like:

But later I’m just like:

anonymousdailyshit:

my whole life lessons

Something Blue Ted: Seriously, where do you see yourself in five years?
Robin: Where do you see yourself?
Ted: Honestly, in five years, I'd probably want to be married.
Robin: And I'd probably want to be in Argentina.
Ted: Argentina?
Robin: Or Tokyo, or Paris. Look Ted, I don't know where I'm gonna be in five years. I don't wanna know. I want my life to be an adventure.
Ted: [pause, sadly] We have an expiration date, don't we?

“There are certain things in life where you know it’s a mistake but you don’t really know it’s a mistake because the only way to know that it really is a mistake is to make that mistake and go, “Yup, that was a mistake”. So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake because then you’ll go about your whole life not knowing whether it was a mistake or not.” – Lily, How I Met Your Mother (via myfruitcups)

when I go through old projects

thecodinglove:

/* by bolling */

“Please, I swear I never talked to the North Koreans, unless that you are the north koreans, in which case I swear I never talked to the south koreans!” – Barney Stinson (the bro mitzvah)

alexdestroyer:

Kids, that’s the story of how I met your mother #tshirt #bestever #himym #goat #nakedman #highestoffives #robinsparkles #haveyoumetted #hesnotcoming